How to Steal Your Sister's Expensive Markers

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 Your sister has the most beautiful markers ever and won’t share. A typical sibling relationship. Don’t fear, it happens, and you EXTREMELY want these markers! This is how not to get yelled at Mom and get away with it.


PRECAUTIONS!!


  1. PATIENCE IS KEY!! You need to wait until your sister has an event or is just away from their room. Do NOT do it when they are in the house. You might need to consider planning friend events or things like that, but usually, these things are cleared up on their own.


  1. You need to spend at least a price range of 5-20 dollars. This will be worth it for later!!


  1. HIDE THE EVIDENCE!! When your sister realizes they’re gone, you are an obvious suspect. HIDE THE EVIDENCE!! DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING!!


  1. When you have the markers, don’t give any cards or drawing to your sister or your parents using them because your sister may recognize anything having to do with her markers. It’s crazy but true.


STEPS!!


  1. A couple of weeks earlier, tell your mom to take you to a gag gifts local store. Make sure it is a couple of weeks earlier so it will be harder to pin on you.


  1. Get to the gag gifts store and buy markers that look like the ones your sister has. Tell your mom that one of your friend's birthday is coming up tomorrow.


  1. To sell the look, package the markers from the gag gift store and take them to school, even though you are not going to give them to your friend.


  1. At school, bury the markers deep in your backpack and give the gift bag to someone.


  1. When you get home, hide the markers somewhere no one would look.


  1. Then, a couple weeks later, plan a friend's outing as a gift for your sister. When she is out of the house, make sure your mom and dad are distracted and pretend to get on the phone with a friend.


  1. Say things like, “Hey! Yeah, whatcha doin’?” and keep talking until you get to your sister’s room. 

  2. Grab your markers and replace them with your sister’s. Grab the expensive markers and hide them deep in your backpack along with the plastic from the gag gift markers. Hey! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!


  1. Go to school the next day, without making a scene and trash the plastic from the gag gift markers. Put the expensive markers deep in your locker. Keep them their until your sister gives up looking for them.


  1. Your sister may trash and search your room, and your parents might question you, but DENY EVERYTHING! When they can’t find the markers, they will feel guilty and clean up your room. So there is an advantage of all this work.


  1. Bring the expensive markers back home after another couple of weeks or later until your sister forgets all about the markers.


  1. If any questions are asked after that time—STILL DENY EVERYTHING!!



That’s how to steal your sister's markers without getting caught. 

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