My stories

  When Albert Einstein had a theory of E=mc2, it was a total “eureka!!” moment for him. When I had my “eureka!!” moment, it sounded like this, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!”, and I am NOT exaggerating. I have a little sister which is the best thing in the world, but she is ANNOYING!! Most of the time, my sister can get away with anything. If I yell at her or get mad at her, or anything of that sort, I have LITERALLY seen her stand near the steps and YELL! Let’s just say she has potential in the singing field. I’m always getting in trouble when I’m around her and even when I’m not around her.  This is how my parents think it goes— Me: Hey! I’m going to mean to you for practically NO REASON! My sister: Wait, I’m such a nice person, why would you do this?! I want to be your friend! Me: YAHAHAHAHAHA! I don’t care! You are such a stinky person! My sister: cries Me: gets yelled at This is how it ACTUALLY goes— My sister: Hi! Do you want to play together? Me: In a ...

  Your sister has the most beautiful markers ever and won’t share. A typical sibling relationship. Don’t fear, it happens, and you EXTREMELY want these markers! This is how not to get yelled at Mom and get away with it. PRECAUTIONS!! PATIENCE IS KEY!! You need to wait until your sister has an event or is just away from their room. Do NOT do it when they are in the house. You might need to consider planning friend events or things like that, but usually, these things are cleared up on their own. You need to spend at least a price range of 5-20 dollars. This will be worth it for later!! HIDE THE EVIDENCE!! When your sister realizes they’re gone, you are an obvious suspect. HIDE THE EVIDENCE!! DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING!! When you have the markers, don’t give any cards or drawing to your sister or your parents using them because your sister may recognize anything having to do with her markers. It’s crazy but true. STEPS!! A couple of weeks earlier, tell your mom to take you to a gag gifts l...

  Bells were ringing in the Kingdom of Flora and Nightingale. The princess was turning sixteen! In the garden, the gardeners tended to the lilies, the princess’s favorite flower. In the castle’s ballroom, people were getting diamond chandeliers fixed upon the walls, the classical band was practicing for their debut, and people were decorating the stairs. Twenty plates of the Queen’s best china set with her teacups, teapot, and fancy silverware were on the dining table. The cooks were making macarons and flaky butter croissants. “Princess? We’re ready,” said the princess’s castle steward. “Coming!” said the princess. As the princess stepped out of her room, the castle steward smiled, and the princess’s beauty shone. She walked down in a gorgeous velvet dress, covered with pearls and silk ribbon.  The maid however was not as impressed and looked at the princess with her beady little eyes. She thought the princess had everything, was too spoiled, and acted very insincere, ...

  This is what it’s like having a sister. I awoke to the sound of ragged breathing running along down my neck. It felt hot and humid. I yawned and shifted to the side. The breathing followed me. Soon after, I got irritated and opened my eyes. I saw sparkly sunglasses, too much makeup, and a wide smile looking back at me. I screamed! “Hi, sissy! HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!” said my little sister. She handed me a white envelope.  As I opened it, the glitter blinded me. “Hey, where did you get all these sparkles from?” “I used Mommy’s diamond dust and your clear nail polish to give it a shine!” “WHAT!” I yelled. “You know you’re not supposed to use Mommy’s diamond dust! Wait! Did you….just say you used my CLEAR NAIL POLISH?!” “Yup!” she nodded. I ran to the bathroom. There was my nail polish. Empty. Some of the contents were dripping out and it was a sparkly mess. My mouth hung in horror. “NO! What did you do?!” “Made you a Valentine's card, duh,” she answered. “GET OUT OF MY ROOM! AN...

  Script - Acted out before by my own friends and me ~The Quest For Santa~ Characters Evil Dude or Dudette Santa Elf 1 (Spirit) LEADER OF GROUP Elf 2 (Wish) Elf 3 (Jingle) (extra elves can be added if needed!!) Witch (Celeste) guides the group Giant (Huge Guy) ONE-THREE TECHIES ALSO NEEDED!!!!! Techies will also be narrators BEFORE PLAY BEGINS, ALL CHARACTERS WILL INTRODUCE THEIR ROLE IN THE STORY!! SCENE 1 - It is early Christmas Eve. The elves were sitting around a fire after they had finished making gifts. ELF 1 (Spirit) - Here is to another Christmas! ELF 2 (Wish) - Hear hear! ELF 3 (Jingle) - Hey! Have you elves heard of Santa’s legend? Elf 2 (Wish) - Obviously! How he delivers gifts to the kids, yada, yada, yada. Elf 3 (Jingle) - Yeah, but this one is different! Elf 1 (Spirit) - What do you mean? Elf 3 (Jingle) - *ominous voice* Legend has it that a dark figure going by the name of Evil Dude(tte) swept over the Santa and Elf kingdom and ripped it from the heart of Christmas m...