Dear Diary...

 Chapter 1

January 1st, 2022


Girl Thoughts:

Dear Diary, my name is Jane Thomas. Happy New Year! My mom bought me this diary yesterday. My favorite color is gold and white, I like pasta, and my favorite animal is a unicorn! I can’t wait to write every single week! EEEEEEEH!!!! 

Bye for now!!

Jane Thomas


Diary Thoughts:

Sheesh, looks like I have to have a cheesy message on my pages every week. Why me!?? NOO!! Looks like it’s going to be a long year.



January 7th, 2022


Girl Thoughts:

Dear Diary, this week I signed up for the gymnastics team at my school. I’ve loved gymnastics since forever, but I’ve started to get worried. I haven’t practiced in a long time. There are backflips and frontflips, vault, headstands, cartwheels, beam, rings, uneven bars, and loads more. Hmmm… you know what I think I can do it! I can practice for tryouts. Girl Power!!! 

See you next week!

Jane Thomas


Diary Thoughts: 

Now she won’t stop yappin’ about gymnastics, and cheesy messages?! Spare me!



January 14th, 2022


Girl Thoughts:

Dear Diary, I’ve met my enemy. Alicia Pat, my worst nightmare. She makes up rumors about me at school and whenever she sees me she says “Did a weirdo enter the room? Hey, Jane Thomas just entered, she’s a weirdo!!!” So annoying!!! She brags about herself and has got a mean posse. Maggie Matri, Sophie Destiny, and Bell Beatrice. They scare me and follow me around at recess threatening me and calling me names.


One day, they will pay so badly, bye!

Jane Thomas


Diary Thoughts:

Go, Alicia Pat!! Scare the guts out of this girl so I won’t have to listen to its “heartbreaking” stories.


January 21, 2022


Girl Thoughts: 

Dear Diary, today I made a friend. Her name is Lily Wilson. She is the sweetest girl ever. I asked her if she likes to write in diaries. Turns out she loves it! I am going over to her house for a sleepover today, and we are going to draw pictures of us holding a diary! This is going to be the best sleepover ever!


So excited!

Jane Thomas


Diary Thoughts: 

No! She has more on her side! I’m doomed! That’s a sleepover? People in pictures holding diaries, “best sleepover ever!” I would have punched her, but I don’t have fists.




January 28th, 2022


Girl Thoughts: 

Dear Diary, I was talking to Lily today and she said that in a diary there has to be a short story of what you love, so here it goes. Once there was a unicorn who lived far away in a castle. She rode on a magical rainbow and she made sparks in the air. Ahhhh…relaxing.


Bye,

Jane Thomas


Diary Thoughts:

And that’s what’s going on in her head. Never have I ever heard something this cheesy and girly. Urgh!




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